strawpage responses #1 

hello! this is my first post here :) this is my first series of responses to my strawpage gimmicks! i’m getting rather impatient waiting for strawpage to add their blogging feature, so i resorted to this website created by the same person as strawpage. 

i won’t respond to everything here, just the things i think are worth responding to. image gimmicks won’t be responded to here. 

“I know that you’ll feel better when you send us in your letter and tell us the name of your your favorite Vega table”

as sacrilegious as this may sound, i don’t actually like vegetables for sensory reasons. i prefer fruits & junk, although not much of either of those either.

“your music taste is very epic kehehe”

 THANK YOU!!!! <3

“How much hair does Mike Love have on his head? <3 :D”

a singular strand. like a cartoon baby 

“ok so hear me out what if brian wilson was a big tubby golden retriever, carl was another golden but slightly smaller with more hair around the beard/chest area, dennis was a german shepherd, al was a chihuahua, mike was a bearded schnauzer, and bruce was a terrier? what then?”

ohohooo this is SO GOOD… golden retriever brian is real no one can convince me otherwise, i can also see him as a saint bernard tho tbh… i feel like carl would be a chow chow but i’ve heard they’re kind of mean so i think also being a golden fits for him but then again chihuahuas are kinda aggressive too as to where al keeps it clean. 

“GUHHHH HI MOOTIE I DIDNT KNOW YOU LIKED SEINFELD TOO I LOVE SEINFELD AND ALSO THE BEACH BOYS ITS ALSO A SPINT OF MINE IM FREAKING OUT GOD BLESS”

HELO i haven’t watched seinfeld in a while tbh but i do really love it a lot. meanwhile the beach boys are my entire life tbh 

“The Beach Boys are an American rock band formed in Hawthorne, California, in 1961”

so true 

“briab wilson 👍”

bian ❤️

“You should check Harry Nilsson gurl, you’ll love some of his stylings on Aerial Ballet”

ive heard of him!! he knew brian to some degree so that makes sense. i believe he also inspired the mother series’ music?? i’ll definitely try to check out his stuff sometime i just procrastinate on everything aaauuuhhhjhhghhhgjjfh  

“hello there twin..”

AAAAAAHH!! SIDESHOW BOB!!

“DUDE THIS PAGE IS SO COOL🤯”

thank you brochacho…

“LOL I LOVE THE KEEP IT CLEAN LIKE AL JARDINEEE, also your music taste is so peak and I also love TY plush, I have a couple beanie babies and a beanie belly!!”

THATS SO COOL?? i have over 200 beanie boos and a few beanie babies, i also used to have a ty monstaz 

“UwU MIU Album my one true love (guess who this?)”

helo brettathy… 

“Briab bacon beach boy larry”

WHO IS LARRY

mm steak sauce…

“whats your favourite beach boys song”

please let me wonder <3

“would a medley of ‘ding dang’, ‘shortenin bread’, ‘soupy shuffle stomp’, and ‘smart girls’ work in a cosmic sort of way as a brainrot medley of Brian with bruce being the annoying parrot who wants in”

yes it would RHELL RHELL RHELL

“ILL STEAL IT; NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW”

the dover boys… dret them… double dret them…

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more responses later lulzers